I'm your alien

 call me Emi, 18, brazilian living in germany, mcfly, blink182, poynter, music, movies, books, internet and love. I'm lazy, stupid, shy, useless, selfish, nice, cute and I'm probably lying about the last thing...  pirate fucker(s)

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